distraction:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

Omfg


that-puckerd-my-butt-hole:

tekkaman:

A gripping trilogy

I think about this every time i drink Arizona tea


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve



reallifeisafunnything:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

#ironic how the house is burning and it’s in a place called WINCHESTER #and the wasps too like holy shit

Y’all need to chill


greetings:

if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom

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tyleroakley:

oliveaisfierce:

My friends and I at the dances. image

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weloveshortvideos:

Penis Game! - Vine by Cam Glass


cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster


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